They will if we title it "FREE GUNS".

what where??! lies

lol so what a sticky that goes

"FREE GUNS!!!


Most everyone on this forum will tell you to get “Age verified” and buy from the classifieds.
You cannot import any guns from websites outside of Canada.
Airsoft is a 18+ sport
Sniping is not for newbies
If you are underage please do not try to circumvent the system in place, its there for a reason.
Nobody will help you get a gun if you are not age verified or underage
Do not play in your backyard/forest or anything of the like. Only play on official fields.
Please read the FAQ’s


oh just kidding about the free guns thing, there no such thing"

No they wont, they will skim it, see what they want to see or not see and then move on without learning anything and go back to standing in the line waiting to be spoon fed.

In which case I will be there. where ever theres a noob using bad splling(pun intended) or 1337 speak to find a snip3r because they want to be uber awesome, or 13 and wanting a evil black gun, I'll be there !

Ah, R.I.T.Z., Champion of Noobs, here to save them from the tongue lashing of the evil ASC hate machine. Huzzah!!! :D But to actually add something, I can honestly say I read through everything on this forum. I skimmed a couple threads, saw what could happen if you're a jackass, and made damn sure I read through everything there is to know. Problem is the Ipod generation. Kids don't have attention spans long enough to read more than a few sentences.

I saw something about free guns while skimming through here, can i order them on my Ipod touch?

Yeah, just give me your credit card number and your bank account number (my credit card system hasn't been working right), your SIN number for my separate Age Verification system and your home as well as your business address...........:D

As long as you can promise same day delivery. If my free guns arent delivered same day, prepair to have your inbox spammed with repeated messages of, "Wheres my gun?"

Dude, their already on their way! If payment and information is not received within 48 hours I will send out my team of lawyers and ninja monkeys.

excelent, i will send you the zero dollars for the free guns immidiatly, if not your ninja monkeys will be dealing with my pirate baboon defence force, armed with ground to lawyer heat seeking misiles

correction, cold seeking misiles, as lawyers are cold blooded

Good call =P