January 25th, 2007, 19:57 | #1 |
Airsoft bloopers
What are the stupid things that happened to you during airsoft games? Failed assaults, stupid deaths or idiots on the battlefield, tell us!
Personnally one of my bad moves was to ignore/underestimate the ennemy force standing on the other side of the wall before charging. I never've been happier to play with LPEGs. Also there was that time where I shouted freeze to someone because I was at a feet from his face but he tried to shoot anyway, resulting with him being shot several times. The last but not the least was when I caught someone in his back and when I was about to shoot him, my gun jammed and I got shot, followed by a chain of pure quebecker language. |
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January 25th, 2007, 21:08 | #2 |
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spent 20 minutes sneaking up on a guy outdoor, went to make my shot with my MK23 and my mag fell out, swore, guy turned around and shot me. Did not feel like the cool super stealth hunter I thought I would.
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January 25th, 2007, 21:29 | #3 |
#1. I took the building on the top of the hill at DragonOps by myself - mercying the 6 occupants inside... to the tune of - "we're on your team asshole".
#2. Tossed one of my grenades at someone .. only to have it tossed back at me with the fuse lit.
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January 25th, 2007, 21:32 | #4 |
One time at Trek in Calgary I was running super fast to get to a ramp, I ran over a pile of old bb's on the floor and slipped out and fell right on my ass.......what a nice assult that was!:banghead:
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January 25th, 2007, 21:44 | #5 |
I was patroling in the bush when some one had shot at me and the bbs flew by my face. Scared the shit out of me and I stumbled backward, triped fell on my ass and had a broken branch sticking up rip my bdu pant 1 inch from my ass hole. I wasn't mad about the rip I was happy I didn't tear me a new asshole,lol.
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January 25th, 2007, 23:07 | #6 |
During a CQB game at TTAC3, this particular game had medic rules.
Having been hit I was on the floor waiting for the medic. Either our medic or our commander comes running by, kicks a Desert egle mag up out of his webbing somehow and it clocks me in the head. Nice dent in head, matching one in mag. So bit of blood. Got back at it for the last round of the night, couldent hit a bloody thing. |
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January 25th, 2007, 23:17 | #7 | |
Damn lol it wasnt just a GBB mag, it was a damned Desert Eagle mag.
It must have hurt I bet.
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January 25th, 2007, 23:21 | #8 |
I tried to run accross a hallway at xtreme tactics, tripped and smacked my head into a wall. While i'm on the ground trying to stop laughing at myself, two of the opposing force come around the corner.
The funny part is that they didn't look down until I shot them. |
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January 25th, 2007, 23:36 | #9 |
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I was at that same game at TTAC3 and I went in to cover my team mates when my team mate behind me shot me in the head with his SIG. Must have been 5 or 6 feet away. My fault I geuss for jumping in front of his line. woke me up tho.
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January 25th, 2007, 23:38 | #10 |
Me and my bro where playing with my Stinger hand guns. We both snuck up on eachother behind the same tree, both peeked around the tree at the same time, and shot eachother in the ass at the same time... lol it was funny but from like a foot away it hurt.
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January 25th, 2007, 23:43 | #11 |
Charged a hill with my G19 on a cold fall night.
Guys on the hill did not see me... 'til i jumped up and started screaming AAAAAAAAAAAA and firing. It went like this AAAAAAAAAAAA BANG BANG CLICK FUCK OUCH HIT Slide locked back due to cool down. Another one was me and another guy sneaking around the enemy. Bad guy about 20 meters ahead not looking at us. We are in a small hole with dry twigs all over the place. Me whispering: dont ....break...a...twig... Then i put my weight on a giant log and CRUNCH. The thing breaks and everyone looks at us. If that didnt give away our position, me laughing sure did.
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January 25th, 2007, 23:44 | #12 |
Crosman != airsoft :P
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January 25th, 2007, 23:48 | #13 |
During a Wasaga game, my team had trouble taking a small hill in the far left of one of the fields. I thought that if myself and another could get there fast enough, there wouldnt be anyone there or we could take it by surprise. Noone decided to follow me, so I run up the hill get to the top.. and 3 of the enemy are sitting there. They start shooting before I get to the top of the hill, and I fell backwards on my ass and half rolled down the hill.. Didnt get hit. but it was still funny.
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January 25th, 2007, 23:51 | #14 |
Did the hill become taller? Couldn't resist!
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January 25th, 2007, 23:54 | #15 |
naa.. it was a long fall... didnt really hurt though..
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