Help me out here guys

[Brian McIlmoyle]

Ok.. like guys.. I think something bad has happened.. and it's all your fault..

I did everything you guys said to do.. and it has not worked.

I think you are all retarded.. and don't know what you are talking about.

My brother stopped moving .. or making any noises.. some time last night..I think he's dead.. I moved him to his bed.. so my mom would not find out.. But this morning.. she went to wake him up for school..

And she totally freaked out on me.. I mean FREAKED ... she called the ambulance ... and now the police are here .. None of you mentioned that soft drinks are illegal... none of you mentioned that Minors should not be having them or using them... Now I find out that kids should not drink that stuff.. actually the police told me NO ONE SHOULD... ( I did not point out that obviously my Mom drinks the stuff all the time .. why would she have it ? ) I did not want the Cop to take her away.. so I just shut up..

So .. I pretty much feel like this whole thing is all your fault.. you are all jerks .. and told me the wrong thing to do.. and now I'm in big trouble..

I can't believe that all I asked for was a little advice about what soft drinks are good.. and it looks like I could now end up in jail.. for something that is totally not my fault.. you guys told me what to do.. I figured that at least some of you were experts.. and knew the right information...

Hey .. does anyone know what "administering a Noxious substance" means?

[Janus]

While I love satire and view it as the height of cynical humour, I must be the one to point out that this is the newbie tank, where newbies can go to ask any questions they want, no matter how dumb we think it is. It was the intent of this subforum to provide a place where they can ask questions without being flamed.

That being said, PM me and I'll tell you how to buy pop in the US and get it across the border.

[Jcotter]

I'm thinking of getting into the pop importation business... Do I need to get a special license to import them?

[Brian McIlmoyle]

Originally Posted by Janus

While I love satire and view it as the height of cynical humour, I must be the one to point out that this is the newbie tank, where newbies can go to ask any questions they want, no matter how dumb we think it is. It was the intent of this subforum to provide a place where they can ask questions without being flamed.

That being said, PM me and I'll tell you how to buy pop in the US and get it across the border.

no new participants were harmed in the conduct of this simulated thread...

The thread.. provides an accurate example of the effectiveness and efficiency of asking wide open questions having done zero research on your own.. and relying on anonymous advice.

Garbage in garbage out... it is a cautionary tale.. nothing more nothing less.

and ... the orbit of this thread has reached apogee ... I'm out

[kalnaren]

Hey guys I know you think your pop is great but you're telling this guy all wrong.. only pussies play with limits in my league we meld two pop cans together and have super high velocity fizz. I really shouldn't talk about the league since the guy who runs it is really paranoid but we have members in 1,622 countries.. so you can take your wussy stuff and let me know when you want to play in a real league.

[Sandbar1911]

I'm thinking of getting into the pop importation business... Do I need to get a special license to import them?
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Yes you do need a special license to import...but don't try to get one.....it's too expensive and you don't want to draw more attention to us do you? Just let the people who are importing it take care of it and we'll just continue to pay more for it. Let's try to stay under the radar shall we?

[Deadpool]

Originally Posted by Brian McIlmoyle

Ok.. like guys.. I think something bad has happened.. and it's all your fault..

I did everything you guys said to do.. and it has not worked.

I think you are all retarded.. and don't know what you are talking about.

My brother stopped moving .. or making any noises.. some time last night..I think he's dead.. I moved him to his bed.. so my mom would not find out.. But this morning.. she went to wake him up for school..

And she totally freaked out on me.. I mean FREAKED ... she called the ambulance ... and now the police are here .. None of you mentioned that soft drinks are illegal... none of you mentioned that Minors should not be having them or using them... Now I find out that kids should not drink that stuff.. actually the police told me NO ONE SHOULD... ( I did not point out that obviously my Mom drinks the stuff all the time .. why would she have it ? ) I did not want the Cop to take her away.. so I just shut up..

So .. I pretty much feel like this whole thing is all your fault.. you are all jerks .. and told me the wrong thing to do.. and now I'm in big trouble..

I can't believe that all I asked for was a little advice about what soft drinks are good.. and it looks like I could now end up in jail.. for something that is totally not my fault.. you guys told me what to do.. I figured that at least some of you were experts.. and knew the right information...

Hey .. does anyone know what "administering a Noxious substance" means?

Typical young Pop-Drinker.

1: Makes up his mind on something

2: Wastes peoples time by asking the question anyway (Even though his mind is already made)

3: Ignores all answers that are contrary to his choice. (The most typical reaction from kids)

4: Does whatever he wants because his mind is made anyway.

5: Will throw a fit because I posted this saying he's mature and/or will not buy it until he's 18 and will go on a flaming spree and then get banned and go cry in a corner

[takatsu]

this is so overkill hahaha

screw pop. go vegetarian. o_O

[Drake]

Originally Posted by takatsu

screw pop. go vegetarian. o_O

Meat pop is a myth. They said they would release it numerous times over the years, but it never materialized. Some shops had it on pre-order for a while, but AFAIK no one ever received it.

[GRIM]

damn it, I want a Mountain Dew now.

[Jimski]

Originally Posted by takatsu

go vegetarian. o_O

save a vegetable! eat a vegetarian.

[Armyissue]

Originally Posted by Drake

Meat pop is a myth. They said they would release it numerous times over the years, but it never materialized. Some shops had it on pre-order for a while, but AFAIK no one ever received it.

I think I heard about that too...... was it called the " POP's Canada" Order?
some snake kinda guy involved?

[sicki6]

Originally Posted by Drake

Meat pop

Well, there's two words that should never be that close to each other!

[Drake]

Originally Posted by Armyissue

I think I heard about that too...... was it called the " POP's Canada" Order?
some snake kinda guy involved?

hahahahahah

Originally Posted by armyissue

i think i heard about that too...... Was it called the " pop's canada" order?
Some snake kinda guy involved?

oh snap