The 10 (and then some) Commandments of Airsoft

^Hyperion^ · April 18th, 2006, 21:54

That'd be great , Greylocks 8)

entity_paintball · April 18th, 2006, 22:31

i lol'd. thanks for the laugh atreyu!

Skippy · April 18th, 2006, 22:51

Thou shalt not mention ANYTHING from Canadian Tire.

Greylocks · April 18th, 2006, 22:58

Thou shall learn to read, then thou shall learn to write properly in at least one language.

Boche · April 18th, 2006, 22:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake Eyes

....Thou shal get shitface with ur friends after each game.....

And sometimes before.

Armyissue · April 19th, 2006, 00:26

GreyLocks is more the "Airsoft Moses", wrath of the bb gods, Burning bush and parting the red sea kind of guy. Old testament fury of fundamentalists.
Cheers

ATREYU · April 19th, 2006, 02:47

The updated list (who's going to carry the stone tablet with this many rules on it - worse, what's the punishment for violating them?):

- Thou shall have forgotten to charge batteries on the day of a game
- Look ferocious in front of paintballers
- Stay out of the photographers way when acting like a knob
- Only ask a question on ASC when wearing a nomex flame retardant suit
- Own a pair of ballistic glasses to sit and look good beside your paintball approved goggles (even if you never use em)
- Always ask for bb's at either the last minute, or when you have no need for them at all
- Hit the ground when you are fired at ... those bb's can kill!
- Thou shall always be "confirmed" in everything you do...unless your ride craps out
- Armyissue shall sell pants
- Thou shall not piss off greylocks
- Thou shall probably spend more on thier airsoft gear then thier car
- You shall ditch the girlfriend on sunny weekend airsoft games and sleep on the couch that night
- Thou shall monitor thyne post count in hopes that it will bring thou some type of glory in thyne own eyes (which it won't)!
- Tru is the one TRU god thou shalt not worship any other AEG gods before him
- Thou shalt not Chairsoft
- Thou shalt honour the GAME day
- Thou shalt call your hits
- Thou shalt not Team Kill
- Thou shalt honour the mercy rule
- Thou shalt not steal
- Thou shalt be Verified
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours AEG
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours gear
- Thou shall not flake during sales/sells/trades
- Thou shal get shitface with ur friends after each game n tell ur girl u didnt answer ur phone cuz u were sleeping
- Thou shalt not mention ANYTHING from Canadian Tire
- Thou shall learn to read, then thou shall learn to write properly in at least one language

Keep em coming...

Grim Fandango · April 19th, 2006, 04:12

- Thou shalt know OD green as a primary colour
- Thou shalt pay $20 for a Treadstone "surprise"
- Thou shalt use propane
- Thou shalt covet Barteks sister

Captain Tenneal · April 19th, 2006, 12:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by ATREYU

The updated list (who's going to carry the stone tablet with this many rules on it - worse, what's the punishment for violating them?):

What about carrying the stone tablets with the rules on it as a punishment for violating them?

swatt13 · April 19th, 2006, 12:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by ATREYU

- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours AEG

tru dat, tru dat. amen my brutha! i dont want you playin with thems clear plastic electric pistols from Home Hardware Bobby Bushea, those are for the devil!

Greylocks · April 19th, 2006, 17:50

Thou shall shut up after two others (or more) tell you the same thing/clue.
Thou shall realize that bitching about laws will not change them.

yanhchan · April 19th, 2006, 20:01

Thou shall not take off your goggles during the middle of the game for the UBER realism

Lisa · April 19th, 2006, 20:20

Pissing off greylocks just earns you a scathing commentary, pissing off the mods and admins gets you removed from the community.

ATREYU · May 28th, 2006, 09:56

- Never forget that anytime you go for dinner after a game that it's Zeonprime's birthday (so get him pie'd)!

Combine · May 28th, 2006, 13:47

Hell hath no furry like a Greylocks scorned

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April 18th, 2006, 21:54	#16
^Hyperion^ Trader rating Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Montreal , Quebec	That'd be great , Greylocks 8) __________________

April 18th, 2006, 22:31	#17
entity_paintball Trader rating Join Date: Feb 2005	i lol'd. thanks for the laugh atreyu! __________________ team entity sponsors: paintball action games. taste of chaos edmonton was awsome!

April 19th, 2006, 00:26	#21
Armyissue Administrator of Pants Trader rating Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Port Credit	GreyLocks is more the "Airsoft Moses", wrath of the bb gods, Burning bush and parting the red sea kind of guy. Old testament fury of fundamentalists. Cheers __________________ *** * * * * * * * F i n d - a n - A g e - V e r i f i e r * * * * * * ***

April 18th, 2006, 22:51	#18
Skippy Trader rating Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Toronto, ON	Thou shalt not mention ANYTHING from Canadian Tire.

April 18th, 2006, 22:58	#19
Greylocks Trader rating Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Gatineau, Quebec (Near Ottawa)	Thou shall learn to read, then thou shall learn to write properly in at least one language.

April 19th, 2006, 02:47	#22
ATREYU Trader rating Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ontario	The updated list (who's going to carry the stone tablet with this many rules on it - worse, what's the punishment for violating them?): - Thou shall have forgotten to charge batteries on the day of a game - Look ferocious in front of paintballers - Stay out of the photographers way when acting like a knob - Only ask a question on ASC when wearing a nomex flame retardant suit - Own a pair of ballistic glasses to sit and look good beside your paintball approved goggles (even if you never use em) - Always ask for bb's at either the last minute, or when you have no need for them at all - Hit the ground when you are fired at ... those bb's can kill! - Thou shall always be "confirmed" in everything you do...unless your ride craps out - Armyissue shall sell pants - Thou shall not piss off greylocks - Thou shall probably spend more on thier airsoft gear then thier car - You shall ditch the girlfriend on sunny weekend airsoft games and sleep on the couch that night - Thou shall monitor thyne post count in hopes that it will bring thou some type of glory in thyne own eyes (which it won't)! - Tru is the one TRU god thou shalt not worship any other AEG gods before him - Thou shalt not Chairsoft - Thou shalt honour the GAME day - Thou shalt call your hits - Thou shalt not Team Kill - Thou shalt honour the mercy rule - Thou shalt not steal - Thou shalt be Verified - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours AEG - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours gear - Thou shall not flake during sales/sells/trades - Thou shal get shitface with ur friends after each game n tell ur girl u didnt answer ur phone cuz u were sleeping - Thou shalt not mention ANYTHING from Canadian Tire - Thou shall learn to read, then thou shall learn to write properly in at least one language Keep em coming... __________________ Douglas Alexander Maxwell (Known pedophile).

April 19th, 2006, 04:12	#23
Grim Fandango Trader rating Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Toronto, Ontario	- Thou shalt know OD green as a primary colour - Thou shalt pay $20 for a Treadstone "surprise" - Thou shalt use propane - Thou shalt covet Barteks sister

April 19th, 2006, 17:50	#26
Greylocks Trader rating Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Gatineau, Quebec (Near Ottawa)	Thou shall shut up after two others (or more) tell you the same thing/clue. Thou shall realize that bitching about laws will not change them.

April 19th, 2006, 20:01	#27
yanhchan Trader rating Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Scarborough/Richmond Hill ON	Thou shall not take off your goggles during the middle of the game for the UBER realism __________________ YANHCHAN'S AIRSMITHING: AEG repair/Tune up/Upgrades V2/V3 mechboxes, rewiring/reconnecting. Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country ~John F. Kennedy

April 19th, 2006, 20:20	#28
Lisa Looking for form T-whatev Trader rating Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Trenton	Pissing off greylocks just earns you a scathing commentary, pissing off the mods and admins gets you removed from the community. __________________ May you live in interesting times. ASCMART, your smart choice

May 28th, 2006, 09:56	#29
ATREYU Trader rating Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Ontario	- Never forget that anytime you go for dinner after a game that it's Zeonprime's birthday (so get him pie'd)! __________________ Douglas Alexander Maxwell (Known pedophile).

May 28th, 2006, 13:47	#30
Combine Trader rating Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Alymer, Quebec	Hell hath no furry like a Greylocks scorned

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