Types of Airsofters - a guide

[McCrea]

Instead of rolling in the mud or painting your gear to make it look used.... go to games... it will do the same....

[Deadpool]

Originally Posted by McCrea

Instead of rolling in the mud or painting your gear to make it look used.... go to games... it will do the same....

BOOM!!! Headshot!

[Conker]

If we can manage the schedule to allow me to play more, you can count on me

[Grizzly0679]

Originally Posted by ThunderCactus

You mean those borderline militia guys? You know they have mess kit as a team requirement?

While Militias tend to remain secretive, surprisingly there is an abundance of information regarding their culinary cuisines.

[Cliffradical]

If you put a packet of Taco Bell sauce into a Chili Mac MRE it tastes just like an armpit!

[e-luder]

i'll be the first to admit that i was quite the chairsofter when i first started out. spent countless hours lurking on ASC before becoming a member and learning about the legalities and gear and mods and everything else. i still am to be honest. what can i say, i love gun porn. i'm a journalist so i dont have much free time going to games and stuff. and when i do show up to one, there's tons of missed calls from my phone from the office. fml.

i like how there's such a diverse following to this sport. you've got the nerds, the techies, ex-military- the works.

Originally Posted by Cliffradical

If you put a packet of Taco Bell sauce into a Chili Mac MRE it tastes just like an armpit!

wait...what?

[Curo]

Part of me wants to know how you know what an armpit tastes like, the rest of me thinks thats nasty

[tygr701]

Some of these descriptions are hilarious.

[vondnik]

Originally Posted by Cliffradical

'The Athlete'

Age Range: 25 to 45
Rarity: Uncommon

Regards Airsoft as sport and recreation. Generally gives no fucks.
Will purchase functional equipment based on personal experience, often checks stitching before the brand name, and checks the price before the colour matching. May look plausible to milsimmers or rag-tag and almost noobish.
Uses 'real' tactics and maneuvers only when parallel to situational necessity, and/ or when trying not to irritate milsimming friends.
Would generally speaking rather charge headlong than sit in a thicket all day. Delights in the success of non-standard tactics.
Generally misunderstood by all other player types, and widely despised for one retarded reason or another.
Has fun anyway.

Yep thats me.... And the gf is a airsofter except that she runs a lmg.... Or a m14

[DrDoUm]

Also to mention, some chocolate airsofters are also afraid of melting when the weather is too hot... reducing even more their opportunities to attend events.

Originally Posted by Acid_Snake

The Chocolate Airsofter


Rarity: fairly common

average age rating: any

attributes: A recent variation of the airsofter species, the chocolate airsofter, as the name implies, consists entirely of one slab of chocolate. How this cocoa product can interact with us, were other chocolates cannot, is a mystery that baffles earth's brightest. However, we do know chocolate airsofters cannot play in the rain for fear of melting. Although the relative intelligence is on par with the average airsofter, chocolate airsofters have no understanding whatsoever of waterproof technologies. Such as, rain jackets, Boots, gloves, etc.

Tell-tale signs for spotting one: The ones who confirm for a game and then don't show up due to a rain forecast. Most often the weatherman is wrong and skies are clear however the risk is too great to take. They will usually post no indication as to their intentions for fear of humans catching on to their true nature. The chocolate airsofter's greatest fear is to be revealed as it would mean certain death. Who in their right mind would pass up all that chocolate?

Common guns used- A wide range. Chocolate people have infiltrated the ranks all across the board