Airsoft bloopers

SolidifiedPenguin · January 27th, 2007, 22:49

From a while ago, i was sneaking up on someone in a bunker, shooting out of a little window or something, and on the corner with my Desert Eagle, slowly sneaking up. Knew he was right around the corner about 15 feet away with his back to me. Right up to the corner, swing out side, see him with his back facing me, slip i shoot and his some barrel or something metal while falling the BB i just fired ricochets back and hits me in the crotch. Guy turns around from the loud PING by his ear and shoots me in the leg as im on the ground with my upperhalf behind the wall and cant see him.

Aquamarine · January 28th, 2007, 00:35

Now are we getting into stories or just bloopers? I'm sure more than a few of you recall the 4am wake-up call on the enemy base via digeridoo.

Xenos-Fear · January 28th, 2007, 04:45

I was sneaking around a guy for about 5 minutes to take the best position. When I was finally in position, ready to take him out.... Took my M4 and aim for his chest. At this very moment, my body pin fall on the ground, the M4 split in two and my hop up and my innerbarrel fell on the floor. The guy turned on me, surprised. He didn't shot... so I told him : Euh... Freeze ?!

He finally shot me !

seabass · January 28th, 2007, 06:25

There are far too many i have no idea where to begin, and ive got all the scars to proove it.

losttourist · January 28th, 2007, 14:15

About 4 of us were in a game at FR . We decided to use the forest to attack the drug lab. We were meticulous in our stealthy approach. We were slow and deliberate in our movements. Finally we found ourselves at the drug lab.
Surprisingly we took it easily without any resistance. haaha ! Success! Once upstairs we looked out onto the rest of the field.. it was then that we realized , the game had ended 2 games ago. The rest of the players were at another field engaging in another game.

Marrius · January 29th, 2007, 00:06

this one time back home, a friend and I were playing a game with about 60 people in it. we entered the game like ten minutes late and could not find the enemy at all. so we were doing a recon around a bunker complex and my friend stumbled on a patrol of 8 guys. they were all within range of a mercy kill. the patrol leader told my friend "You can tag me and this other guy out, but the other 6 guys are going to waste you." My friend tagged the two guys out and dove to his right and took out four of the other 6 gus and I got the other two from distance. we wasted an entire squad... only to find out that they were on our team. we were the team killing fucktards!

CDN_Stalker · January 29th, 2007, 00:41

Defending a base, I point out a guy behind cover about 40ft away, Apoc tosses a grenade out of the base.............. hits a tree........... bounces back within 10ft of us.........aw crap, dry peas everywhere within the base.

Pushing an assault with Quantis, Indigo, a few others at Quick Pass II, Quantis laying down support, asks me if I have my lighter handy, I do, tosses me a couple grenades to rip ahead of us. I light the first, pitch it, hits a tree and bounces back, not even 10ft from Quantis prone head shooting his SAW, I yell at him, he dee-dee's outta the way, it goes off. Crap, Apoc jinxed us!!!

And watched an assault of our base one day (four three story towers at four corners of the base), the two guys previously trading shots with the guy in the last active tower decide to run though the muddy grass and potholes, not even 80ft perpendicular to the tower, in an effort to get to cover on the other side. Both got mowed bad, then complained about getting shot while running. Shit, why not go 300ft around the base, enter from the disabled tower I was standing in watching (got hit earlier, watched the show) and take the base that way? No, gotta do a suicide rush, then complain because of getting shot. Oh well, was fun to watch.

Dirty Deeds · January 29th, 2007, 00:46

Once I thought I farted, but noooooooo.......

CDN_Stalker · January 29th, 2007, 00:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Deeds

Once I thought I farted, but noooooooo.......

Fuck, dunno how many times I've been on patrol or a mission with Ex_Royal as my partner, thngs would be quiet while we move stealthily though the bush, or are lying in wait for guys to show up to ambush, only to hear "PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFaaaaarrrrrrrrTTTTTTT!!! Ah, that felt good!!!" from the side of me. :banghead:

limbo_cow · January 29th, 2007, 01:15

Spent close to 20min hiding behind what I believed to be some brush...Turned out to be a opponent sniper in a suit. He turns around, my heart never beat so fast in my life

.

NewType ZERO · January 29th, 2007, 02:31

During a game a Flagswipe.. near the end off the day.. we are all so tired.. they walk us out past the ravine to some back area that felt like it was 30 min away into the bush. Game starts, we all split off. Acouple of us start shooting where we think a guy is. Eventually I decide to push forward. I move forward and ended up going around the whole game area without firing a shot. And by the time I found anyone, the game was over.

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January 28th, 2007, 00:35	#32
Aquamarine PanSexual Trader rating Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Asakusa, Japan	Now are we getting into stories or just bloopers? I'm sure more than a few of you recall the 4am wake-up call on the enemy base via digeridoo. __________________

January 28th, 2007, 04:45	#33
Xenos-Fear Trader rating Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Quebec City, Canada	I was sneaking around a guy for about 5 minutes to take the best position. When I was finally in position, ready to take him out.... Took my M4 and aim for his chest. At this very moment, my body pin fall on the ground, the M4 split in two and my hop up and my innerbarrel fell on the floor. The guy turned on me, surprised. He didn't shot... so I told him : Euh... Freeze ?! He finally shot me ! __________________ Xenos-Fear ------------------ My ''Old'' B/S Ratings

January 28th, 2007, 06:25	#34
seabass trevorthetwigyalienman Trader rating Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Prince edward island	There are far too many i have no idea where to begin, and ive got all the scars to proove it. __________________ Age Verifier for PEI (out of town) ...talk to phil, PM for details

January 27th, 2007, 22:49	#31
SolidifiedPenguin Trader rating Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Richmond, Vancouver	From a while ago, i was sneaking up on someone in a bunker, shooting out of a little window or something, and on the corner with my Desert Eagle, slowly sneaking up. Knew he was right around the corner about 15 feet away with his back to me. Right up to the corner, swing out side, see him with his back facing me, slip i shoot and his some barrel or something metal while falling the BB i just fired ricochets back and hits me in the crotch. Guy turns around from the loud PING by his ear and shoots me in the leg as im on the ground with my upperhalf behind the wall and cant see him.

January 28th, 2007, 14:15	#35
losttourist Trader rating Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Brampton	About 4 of us were in a game at FR . We decided to use the forest to attack the drug lab. We were meticulous in our stealthy approach. We were slow and deliberate in our movements. Finally we found ourselves at the drug lab. Surprisingly we took it easily without any resistance. haaha ! Success! Once upstairs we looked out onto the rest of the field.. it was then that we realized , the game had ended 2 games ago. The rest of the players were at another field engaging in another game. __________________ If they take away the toy guns from law abiding citizens, sooner or later, only the criminals will have the really neat toys.

January 29th, 2007, 00:06	#36
Marrius Trader rating Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Halifax, NS	this one time back home, a friend and I were playing a game with about 60 people in it. we entered the game like ten minutes late and could not find the enemy at all. so we were doing a recon around a bunker complex and my friend stumbled on a patrol of 8 guys. they were all within range of a mercy kill. the patrol leader told my friend "You can tag me and this other guy out, but the other 6 guys are going to waste you." My friend tagged the two guys out and dove to his right and took out four of the other 6 gus and I got the other two from distance. we wasted an entire squad... only to find out that they were on our team. we were the team killing fucktards! __________________ Boner For Murder

January 29th, 2007, 00:41	#37
CDN_Stalker Official ASC Bladesmith Trader rating Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ottawa, Ont.	Defending a base, I point out a guy behind cover about 40ft away, Apoc tosses a grenade out of the base.............. hits a tree........... bounces back within 10ft of us.........aw crap, dry peas everywhere within the base. Pushing an assault with Quantis, Indigo, a few others at Quick Pass II, Quantis laying down support, asks me if I have my lighter handy, I do, tosses me a couple grenades to rip ahead of us. I light the first, pitch it, hits a tree and bounces back, not even 10ft from Quantis prone head shooting his SAW, I yell at him, he dee-dee's outta the way, it goes off. Crap, Apoc jinxed us!!! And watched an assault of our base one day (four three story towers at four corners of the base), the two guys previously trading shots with the guy in the last active tower decide to run though the muddy grass and potholes, not even 80ft perpendicular to the tower, in an effort to get to cover on the other side. Both got mowed bad, then complained about getting shot while running. Shit, why not go 300ft around the base, enter from the disabled tower I was standing in watching (got hit earlier, watched the show) and take the base that way? No, gotta do a suicide rush, then complain because of getting shot. Oh well, was fun to watch. __________________ STKR Knives http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/STK...17036668380871 Last edited by CDN_Stalker; January 29th, 2007 at 00:45..

January 29th, 2007, 00:46	#38
Dirty Deeds Trader rating Join Date: May 2004 Location: Montreal	Once I thought I farted, but noooooooo....... __________________ Team Bad Karma(BK-09) CAUTION: Evil Genius at Work Those that wear the "Tin Foil Hat" stand on guard for thee. All others stand on guard for themselves.

January 29th, 2007, 01:15	#40
limbo_cow Trader rating Join Date: Dec 2005	Spent close to 20min hiding behind what I believed to be some brush...Turned out to be a opponent sniper in a suit. He turns around, my heart never beat so fast in my life .

January 29th, 2007, 02:31	#41
NewType ZERO Trader rating Join Date: May 2006 Location: Belleville, Ontario	During a game a Flagswipe.. near the end off the day.. we are all so tired.. they walk us out past the ravine to some back area that felt like it was 30 min away into the bush. Game starts, we all split off. Acouple of us start shooting where we think a guy is. Eventually I decide to push forward. I move forward and ended up going around the whole game area without firing a shot. And by the time I found anyone, the game was over.

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