|
|
|
April 18th, 2006, 03:56
|
#1 |
|
The 10 (and then some) Commandments of Airsoft
1 - Thou shall have forgotten to charge batteries on the day of a game
2 - Look ferocious in front of paintballers 3 - Stay out of the photographers way when acting like a knob 4 - Only ask a question on ASC when wearing a nomex flame retardant suit 5 - Own a pair of ballistic glasses to sit and look good beside your paintball approved goggles (even if you never use em) 6 - Always ask for bb's at either the last minute, or when you have no need for them whatsoever 7 - Hit the ground when you are fired at ... those bb's can kill! 8 - Thou shall always be "confirmed" in everything you do... unless your ride craps out 9 - Armyissue shall sell pants 10 - Thou shall not piss off greylocks Any I've forgotten?
__________________
Douglas Alexander Maxwell (Known pedophile). |
|
|
April 18th, 2006, 03:59
|
#2 |
|
Le Roi des poissons d'avril
|
Tru is the only God?
__________________
 Vérificateur d'âge: Terrebonne |
|
|
|
April 18th, 2006, 12:30
|
#3 |
|
Nah, Tru's just the Pimp.
11) Thou shall probably spend more on thier airsoft gear then thier car. |
|
|
|
|
April 18th, 2006, 12:34
|
#4 |
|
Le Roi des poissons d'avril
|
You shall ditch the girlfriend on sunny weekend airsoft games and sleep on the couch that night.
__________________
Vérificateur d'âge: Terrebonne |
|
|
|
April 18th, 2006, 12:48
|
#5 |
|
Very important: Thou shall call your hits
__________________
|
|
|
|
April 18th, 2006, 13:03
|
#6 |
|
Personal Mule.....PM for rates!
|
thou shall not not call hits
__________________
"Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy, forget in time that men have died to win them" Franklin D. Roosevelt |
|
|
|
April 18th, 2006, 13:26
|
#7 |
|
If thou does not call thy hits, thou shall be showerd by a high cap or two and then be banished by the field lord.
|
|
|
|
April 18th, 2006, 13:52
|
#8 |
|
|
15 - Thou shall monitor thyne post count in hopes that it will bring thou some type of glory in thyne own eyes (which it won't)!
__________________
Douglas Alexander Maxwell (Known pedophile). |
|
|
|
April 18th, 2006, 14:02
|
#9 |
|
Administrator of Pants
|
I Tru is the one TRU god thou shalt not worship any other AEG gods before him
II Thou shalt not Chairsoft III Thou shalt honour the GAME day IV Thou shalt call your hits V Thou shalt not Team Kill VI Thou shalt honour the mercy rule VII Thou shalt not steal VIII Thou shalt be Verified IX Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours AEG X Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours gear |
|
|
|
April 18th, 2006, 15:16
|
#10 |
|
I feel LIKE aT church LOL !! The church of airsoft
 AMEN TO aLL OF YA
__________________
:infantry: I am not retrieving I am advancing in the opposite direction ! :rocket:    
|
|
|
|
April 18th, 2006, 19:01
|
#11 |
|
Personal Mule.....PM for rates!
|
Thou shall not flake during sales/sells/trades
__________________
"Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy, forget in time that men have died to win them" Franklin D. Roosevelt |
|
|
|
April 18th, 2006, 20:05
|
#12 |
|
wut about Thou shal get shitface with ur friends after each game n tell ur girl u didnt answer ur phone cuz u were sleeping,
__________________
 B.A. Level 3 Cert. Close to becoming a full on WEtard. Your honour is your life, let none dispute it. Sow the seeds of damnation, and I shall reap the souls of the tainted! |
|
|
|
April 18th, 2006, 20:15
|
#13 |
|
Gee, I'm a commandment?
|
|
|
|
April 18th, 2006, 20:32
|
#14 | |
|
Seems so. :lol:
__________________
Quote:
|
||
|
|
|
April 18th, 2006, 20:45
|
#15 |
|
|
Wish it was so simple, I'd command a few folks to forget airsoft exists, or newbies to read before typing.
|
|
|
  |
|
||||||
| Bookmarks |
|
|
 |
|
