Shitsoft In San Francisco Stores ( 56k death!!)

Aquamarine · February 19th, 2007, 04:16

I could simply NOT believe my eyes when I saw this CRAP. All I'll say is that I saw it in a San Francisco store, however to make sure none of you under-age anal-pirates get ahold of it, I won't say which location as these are ONLY at one location.

This is crap-soft at it's worst. Guns range in price from $20 to $40 (marked down from $90!)

Thoughts? Opinions? Hate-Mail for me? (lord knows I haven't received much of that in recent months)

OK, not airsoft related, but funny none-the-less.

It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a 1/3 scale PSG-1 wannabe! On the boxes, the workers had to scratch out with a black felt marker "Comes with 100 bb's!" because they really come with about 10.

What in the HELL is this and why the hell does it need a bipod?!

umm.. right..

Please excuse the shitty angles, I was wearing a coat and had to hide the fact I was taking pictures in this shitty store.

$30

Wow, and it even comes with a REAL laser-sight!

Does that G36-wanna-be come with an AK magazine...?

So THAT'S how they get around it.. just put a yellow label on the box saying "This is not a replica of any real gun!" and start quoting law references...

"Infrared Collimate and Flashlight"... what the hell is a Collimate? Also, why the fuck does it say Double-action? Semi-automatic design... excuse me? Also, what in the HELL is a "Nolster"??? How the hell would you use this in a Holster if you even had one!?!?!

STUPID FUCKING SAN FRANCISCO!

Savage Haggis · February 19th, 2007, 04:30

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"Infrared Collimate and Flashlight"... what the hell is a Collimate? Also, why the fuck does it say Double-action? Semi-automatic design... excuse me? Also, what in the HELL is a "Nolster"??? How the hell would you use this in a Holster if you even had one!?!?!

Once upon a time I had a collection of "Shitsoft" box cover art with some of the most hilariously bad Chinese to English translations you can image. "Premium Wind Gun" and the like. I was reminded of them when I saw the warning in the right hand corner of the last picture that read - "Always Read Throught The Manual..."

Aqua, if I find those pics, mind if I post them in your thread?

Trader rating · February 19th, 2007, 04:30

AHHHH my EYES!

Styrak · February 19th, 2007, 04:31

Haha. After hearing before this about your procurement of an Airsoft gun from San Francisco, I went out to try and get one. I tried looking at (location removed to protect the innocent) but didn't find them. So I guess they're at another location. And you can't really blame San Francisco can you? I know they're supplying them, but more like blame the makers of the Crapsoft for bringing the guns into existence. :P

MadMax · February 19th, 2007, 04:37

There isn't much reason to lambaste a particular store in the US for carrying low grade airsoft. There's lots of it in the US. You're criticizing a product which isn't marketed to your demographic. It's like making fun of HotWheels when you drive a riced up Civic.

Lerch · February 19th, 2007, 05:44

Oh damn I'm so tempted to go and ask them questions about the guns...

Hey..if they can get shitsoft..could they get good stuff?

Greylocks · February 19th, 2007, 07:55

Guys, I've seen those in Canada. Even bought one to see how crappy they were. And god, are they ever crappy.

Have not seen them is those stores since, I think they were removed in the Ottawa store but I may be wrong.

Aquamarine · February 19th, 2007, 13:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

There isn't much reason to lambaste a particular store in the US for carrying low grade airsoft. There's lots of it in the US. You're criticizing a product which isn't marketed to your demographic. It's like making fun of HotWheels when you drive a riced up Civic.

This is a CANADIAN store located in Saskatchewan, Alberta and British Columbia

MadMax · February 19th, 2007, 13:33

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Originally Posted by Aquamarine

This is a CANADIAN store located in Saskatchewan, Alberta and British Columbia

Sorry, I hadn't realized that there was a San Francisco in Canada.

Aquamarine · February 19th, 2007, 13:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

Sorry, I hadn't realized that there was a San Francisco in Canada.

And I just realized my response came off a little too much as assholish. Sorry, didn't mean it like that.

Barf · February 19th, 2007, 13:48

Where are the lugs to attach the dildo?

Mapcinq · February 19th, 2007, 13:49

That mom is hot!

Aquamarine · February 19th, 2007, 14:05

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Originally Posted by mapcinq

That mom is hot!

That mom is like 13 years old.

thephenom · February 19th, 2007, 14:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aquamarine

That mom is like 13 years old.

Hit it before it expires!

Can't wait until one of these shows up in an airsoft game.

Trader rating · February 19th, 2007, 14:36

ok their selling it for like what its worth, i understand that, but calling it high grade?

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February 19th, 2007, 04:16	#1
Aquamarine PanSexual Trader rating Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Asakusa, Japan	Shitsoft In San Francisco Stores ( 56k death!!) I could simply NOT believe my eyes when I saw this CRAP. All I'll say is that I saw it in a San Francisco store, however to make sure none of you under-age anal-pirates get ahold of it, I won't say which location as these are ONLY at one location. This is crap-soft at it's worst. Guns range in price from $20 to $40 (marked down from $90!) Thoughts? Opinions? Hate-Mail for me? (lord knows I haven't received much of that in recent months) OK, not airsoft related, but funny none-the-less. It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's a 1/3 scale PSG-1 wannabe! On the boxes, the workers had to scratch out with a black felt marker "Comes with 100 bb's!" because they really come with about 10. What in the HELL is this and why the hell does it need a bipod?! umm.. right.. Please excuse the shitty angles, I was wearing a coat and had to hide the fact I was taking pictures in this shitty store. $30 Wow, and it even comes with a REAL laser-sight! Does that G36-wanna-be come with an AK magazine...? So THAT'S how they get around it.. just put a yellow label on the box saying "This is not a replica of any real gun!" and start quoting law references... "Infrared Collimate and Flashlight"... what the hell is a Collimate? Also, why the fuck does it say Double-action? Semi-automatic design... excuse me? Also, what in the HELL is a "Nolster"??? How the hell would you use this in a Holster if you even had one!?!?! STUPID FUCKING SAN FRANCISCO! __________________

February 19th, 2007, 04:31	#4
Styrak Trader rating Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Saskatoon, SK	Haha. After hearing before this about your procurement of an Airsoft gun from San Francisco, I went out to try and get one. I tried looking at (location removed to protect the innocent) but didn't find them. So I guess they're at another location. And you can't really blame San Francisco can you? I know they're supplying them, but more like blame the makers of the Crapsoft for bringing the guns into existence. :P __________________ Airsoft Sales and Repair/Upgrade Services

February 19th, 2007, 04:37	#5
MadMax Delierious Designer of Dastardly Detonations Trader rating Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: in the dark recesses of some metal chip filled machine shop	There isn't much reason to lambaste a particular store in the US for carrying low grade airsoft. There's lots of it in the US. You're criticizing a product which isn't marketed to your demographic. It's like making fun of HotWheels when you drive a riced up Civic. __________________ Want nearly free GBB gas?

February 19th, 2007, 04:30	#3
Droc Guest Trader rating	AHHHH my EYES!

February 19th, 2007, 05:44	#6
Lerch * AV Status REVOKED * Trader rating Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: CFB Shilo, MB	Oh damn I'm so tempted to go and ask them questions about the guns... Hey..if they can get shitsoft..could they get good stuff? __________________

February 19th, 2007, 07:55	#7
Greylocks Trader rating Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Gatineau, Quebec (Near Ottawa)	Guys, I've seen those in Canada. Even bought one to see how crappy they were. And god, are they ever crappy. Have not seen them is those stores since, I think they were removed in the Ottawa store but I may be wrong.

February 19th, 2007, 13:49	#12
Mapcinq Trader rating Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Markham, Ontario	That mom is hot!

February 19th, 2007, 14:36	#15
snake66 Guest Trader rating	ok their selling it for like what its worth, i understand that, but calling it high grade?

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